I don't understand some people. I don't understand what liars and heartless people they could be. But I guess that's a life lesson. You just can't trust everyone. 

But, a sincere message to my now ex-senior seminar professor:

"You're a fucking cunt. I told everyone about the type of teacher you are and I hope someday you get stripped of your title and job. You cannot be let go without any repercussions, but even if the school does nothing about you or the situation, I know karma will see to it. It made me laugh so you got such poor reviews on Rate My Professor. I should've done more research and I should've known. I hope you never get married and you end up miserable and lonely because you are so stuck up your own ass with a fake holier-than-thou crap shit bullcrap insincere 'niceness' and with every thought or mention of your name I will absolutely wretch and puke. You're an awful teacher and you don't help with anyone so don't even pull that type of shit with me. You haven't helped anyone at all, and it's so funny how your head is so stuck up your own ass that you think you're such an amazing teacher. Your past students on Rate My Professor will say otherwise, you filthy piece of moldy scum at the bottom of a fucking gutter. Thank you for singlehandedly ruining the rest of my senior year and almost faltering my graduation plans. Thank you for almost ruining the last 2 weeks of my last ever swim season. There is so much more that I could say about your absolute wretched existence, but I'd rather not waste anymore time and thought on you. I have better things to think about, you piece of absolute shit-sucking cuntface prostitute street walking Jezebel whore. You deserve the absolute worst in life, and I will laugh when you are dead. I will come to your funeral only to stand over your miserable dead worm-ridden, bacteria eaten body and piss on your grave. Dirty twat, waste of sperm and egg, I hope you die a miserable death. 

And to my ex partner whom I was supposed to present with for tomorrow, I hope you fail the class and that someone turns around and sabotages YOU and throws you under the bus and lies about you, as you did to me. Karma will see to it for sure. And the next time I see you on Friday for Jewish Lit, I will dropkick your 4 eyes ass."

And I dedicate this lovely track to both of you, by my favorite band in the world. Billie Joe Armstrong just knows the exact words for every occasion:

Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want
to hear.
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you

I heard you're sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY

Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

xoxo