It's such a hilarious fucking coincidence that you only attempt to reach out to me when you break up with your girlfriend. Stop fucking running back to me, I'm not your fucking counselor. I don't need a part-time friend if that's all you're trying to be.

You know how I know you broke up with your most recent relationship? It's an ongoing, constant trend. It's when you start attempting to come back into my life and getting on my ass again. Get the fuck out of here. I fucking hate people like that. Don't fucking pretend we're all chummy and shit when you know that you ignore me as soon as you get into a relationship. That's completely fine with me because I have 0 ounce of feelings for you left in my body, but it's fucking annoying that you keep trying to talk to me. I don't care to talk to you or keep in contact with you especially when you only try to pretend to be my friend when you're single and lonely.

Grow the fuck up. I'm gone. I'm gone from your life. You only try to be my friend when you're freshly broken up with someone. I don't need someone like you to be my friend especially when you only care about being there part-time. The friends I have don't only come to me when they're broken up with someone. Fuck you. I'm not here just for your convenience. We've been through this mess the past 4 years, it's amazing how delusional you still are or that you think you deserve any spot in my life.