dear self absorbed bitch, stop thinking about yourself, boys and looking fucking perfect. there’s more to life than that, and you’d know that if you just gave something a fucking try. be selfless, do things that benefit others less fortunate than you are; it’s far more attractive. oh, yeah, and no one gives a fuck about whether you’re wearing make up or not. bear that in mind next time you forget to put your face on in the morning. yours sincerely, your conscience