To email this draft, or to not email. That is the question.

Whether tis nobler that I just save face and myself from embarrassment, because this draft is complete shit. Ugh.

UGH.

I can just hear it now. Maybe I'm just obviously not cut out for this job. I'm awful. I'm not funny. I am just one bad joke from another. One bad joke away from being (insert a horrible comedian here.)

Fuck this.