I remember my senior prom like it was yesterday.

I didn't have a single person ask me to my high school prom, so I pretty much had to resort to asking someone else. It was so embarrassing.

And no, don't take this situation as some sort of a "feminist ideal" or whatever you gender-appropriate, social justice kids might think of it, those "oh hey I think that's cool in today's society...a girl asking a guy!" No it wasn't any of that.

It just meant that I was ugly, unattractive, boisterous, nobody really wanted to be caught dead seen with me and bottom line, there were way prettier, nicer, less crazy girls around campus to ask instead, nobody wanted to ask me, and I really didn't want to miss my senior prom.

That's it.