1. First, you wanna get some tinfoil and wrap it around a baking sheet. Fold that shit down. After doing that, preheat the oven to about 350 degrees. I don't remember the exact number but it's somewhere along those lines.
2. Next, you wanna get some motherfucking garlic bulbs, take the skin off. Easiest and most efficient way to take the skin off garlic is to take 1 single bulb, lay it on the cutting board, get a broad, flat knife (blade facing away from you) lay it flat on top of the garlic, then get your fist and pound that shit down. Skin will peel right the fuck off. Ain't nobody triflin with my fist. Afterwards, mince the garlic (about 1/2 cup's worth. You don't want your shit too garlicky namsayin)
3. Next get some broccoli florest up in this bitch. I got my finest selection from Safeway. Wash them tricks, get a tupperware (or any large dish), mix the broccoli with the 1/2 cup of minced garlic and maybe about 1/4 cup worth of olive oil (or even vegetable oil.)
4. After you got that broccoli/garlic/oil shit mixed in real good (remember to evenly coat every piece of floret), dump them whores on the baking sheet with foil.
5. Stick them in the backseat of your Mercedes G-Wagon. Or in this case, the heated oven. Bake them for about 10-12 minutes, or check periodically until they're nice and slightly brown.
All right, enjoy! Pair them up with your favorite entree or in this case, I made some quesadillas cuz a nigga be way too lazy at this point after all this kitchen shit.
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