Baby it's cold outside.

So many layers on today I feel like an onion.
An onion sitting in class, waiting for professor Chen to start lecture.
A nice, sweaty onion.
But just not as smelly, thanks to my Lady Speedstick.

I'm like an onion in some ways...I'm extremely layered. I may appear in one certain way but as you get to know me you get the same stingy bitch that makes you cry every time you peel more and more layers off.

I'm a frightening person once you get to know me.